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Jp



LOL,那你只有吃屎了!!经典,太经典了。now my turn to share some funny picture








some of the pic abit yellow but can still consider PG
Fy



After adding the tune this blog became so emo sia...
i shall share some classic jokes...haha

经典

几年前，高速公路上开的长途汽车上都没有厕所，现在也只是豪华巴士才有。有一乘客内急，实在憋不住要拉稀，请求司机停车。司机说现在不行，只有到前面再说。乘客实在憋不住了，好在旁边的乘客向他介绍经验说，可以把屁股画上两只眼睛和鼻子，然后伸到窗外去解，他也顾不了这么多了，立即照着做了起来。这时，洽好高速公路边上一位新富裕起来的农村暴发户正边走边打手机，穿着笔挺的西装，大便披头盖脑落了他一脸一身，他气得眼冒金星，抬头一看，那人还在吐，大声吼到：“好哇！胖子我记得住你这张脸。”

有一个人到医院检查，说是肠胃不好。医生问：“你的肠胃是怎么不好呀？”那个人痛苦的说：“我是吃黄瓜拉黄瓜，吃西瓜拉西瓜，吃南瓜拉南瓜。总之吃什么拉什么。”那个医生眉头紧锁，思考了一会，说：“那你只有吃屎了！”


救生员：“我注意你很久了，你不可以在游泳池内撒尿！”
八力：“可是大家都在游泳池内撒尿啊！”
救生员：“可是没有人像你一样，站在跳台上往下撒！”


有一个花花公子，因为玩的太凶了，结果那话儿就生病，连续看了好几个西医，医生都告诉他：「你这里不行了，一定得切掉！」那花花公子怎舍得啊！就跑去看中医。中医看了看说：「虽然太晚了，嗯....不过没关系！」「真的吗？可是我看了好多西医都说一定要切掉。」医生道：「西医就是这样，动不动就要切东西，这瓶药你拿去，每天涂三次，要不了多久，它就会自己掉下来的啦！」


一日，某精神病院院长为了测试病人病情，在墙上画了一扇门，然后对病人们说：“谁能从这个门出去，就可以回家啦！”于是，病人纷纷向墙上的门冲去，只有一人无动于衷，院长以为他恢复正常了，问他：“你为什么不去呢？”此病人答到：“你傻逼啊？钥匙在我这里，他们能出去？”
网吧里。


一网民找不到方便的地方，就问老板：“你们这里没装马桶吗？”
“装着的呀。”老板听成了摩托游戏，回答说，“你自己找找看。”
“找不到。”网民东张西望了一会说。
“那就下载一个吧”


一个年轻的女老师给她的二年级学生上第一节课，为了给学生落下好印象，她在黑板上画了一个苹果，回头问学生，曰：“这是什么？”学生答曰：“屁股”她被气的哭着去找校长，校长来到班上，教训起学生来：“是叫你们欺负老师？”回头一看黑板，勃然大怒道：“好呀！你们不仅欺负老师，还在黑板上画了一个屁股！”


经煌



Haiz, I can see that most DHS students are having their own problem, includes me. So i juz wan to tell every1 tat,大家放轻松，船到桥头自然直，不要担心，走一步算一步。不要管别人怎样想，老子的路，我自己选。反正，天无绝人之路。加油！加油！再加油！！！=D

fy



and i shall expain 性格孤僻.
at the starting of the year, i speechless,in another word, i sianed.

Since year 1 orientation, i have bad feeling of my class.
Although, their studies are good,i feel shame in front of them, but they will nvr understand how to be a human.
Cheerful might be good, but some are overly cheerful and they dun know when is suitable for jking and the limit of it.
let me list some examples,
once i was too tired and slept in class by lowering my head and the book was on my lap, tcher din realise but some boys in my class not only saw, they take pictures, after taking they laugh. i said nth but just told them to delete.

and during classes, nt a single session is seriously carried out. ppl tok about relationships among teachers and accuse teachers for flirting stuffs, as well as toking about yellow things when teacher teaching sex-related stuffs. when teacher told them to grow up, some say they grow up, thats why they tok abt that. i have nth to say. when teachers say they are noisy, they say they are cheerful.

so at the starting of the year i rarely talked to my classmates except for a few of them and go make friends from other levels. they say i hav attitude problem, i sleep, i dun say anything.


Jing Huang



From now onwards, this blog has a new member who is me---jinghuang
I also throwing my temper here. When i try my best to work hard, ppl think im faking. When i just say what i think, ppl say i act mature. Man, thats me, i dun giv a damn.
Gpa 2.53, almost nid to see ms marilyn ling, do u think im happy with my result? I want to work hard, but i cnt focus. In class, i have to cope with my classmates, i do things dat i dun usually do. Why am i doing that, because teachers say i 性格冷漠孤僻 不受欢迎, what can i do, i can only follow what they expect from me. i changed so much because if their expectation and yet i get nth. everyday go home i laughed at the things i do in class because thats not me.
SC selection, although my results bad and i might not have preparations for it, but i tried my best, im sincere for it. in the end i dun get selected. What rubbish, crap.
for so long, i am always carrying one word in my heart---忍. but in this world, how many ppl know what im thinking and understand it. i am always trying my best to do something but ppl just dun see it, instead they think bad abt me, this is shit. i dun wanna say any more.


jinghuang



Okay I shall throw my tantrum here. The girl I like will never likes me back, I study so much for all the subjects yet I attained this kind of results. Pocket has no money just a POSB ATM card with an empty account.EOY is coming,I really have no mood to study, Perhaps I can multitask, but god knows. Everything I love turned despised me, carrion pork. Now I cannot think of anything to write on, stupid.I do not mean anything, without any of us the Earth still rotating, maybe I just said this to justify my practice of usury in life. But seriously, so many duties and obligations how to fulfil at the same time. Im really really speechless. Farewell.

Jing Pei



OMG, wake up 6:30 today to go for CCA, but still late. The huodong is dam tiring, most tiring huodong ever. And my group is Expo, in chi it is Bolan, =.= sound so sick. Most group cheated their way through the games. In the end my group get the most Ai mei jiang... After CCA end, i sit there drinking MILO, then my senior tell me, one of the girl when she is buying drink she pull her bag and can c her red/hot pink pts(something like that) although I have completely no idea wat is pts, I laugh with them. Then, my xiju zhuzhang Alina actually try to cheat me to go lunch with her and zhangche, lucky i nvr fell for her trap =.=. I go home take a bath and eat lunch with george.The MOV role play after that is killing me, I almost die from bored. Dinner with george at TM and eat AJISEN, wah so Ex, spend $10. Kind of regret. zzz crappy post, LOL.

FY



Wah, today go george house do "project", =.=. But we spend 90% of the time playin com,cat and ps3.Omg, i Fifa soccer thrash yingzhe, but he street soccer thrash me. And zhixian is actually afraid of cat???!!! The cat so cute >.<, dun know y zhixian so scared. Here is the comic of wat happen